Remember that time you ate that spicy salsa just before you went to bed on the night before the big date? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the horrific details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now. The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at a dinner waiting to be sent to home. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Adam Hunter, looking like a crazy bull who could eat a whole Field. Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "imitation is suicide." You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to bail. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy show and act and then you had make a phone to go back in time to the library so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the environment. But right...